My mom saw these and said "wow, you really didn't hold back did you?" And I had to inform her that I actually really did.
Oh also, for legal purposes I'm just kidding!!!!! (kinda)
100% certified organic cotton
Dimensions: 16″ × 14 ½″ × 5″
Weight limit: 30 lbs
1″ wide dual straps, 24.5″ length
